Haha, looks like you could use some help
From the big boss of Hell himself
Check your daddy's
glowing reviews on Yelp
(Five stars! Flawless! Real great!)
With the punch of a pentagram
A wap-bam-boom, ala-kazam
Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb
But you get the family rate, thanks dad!
Who needs a busboy, now
that you've got the chef ( Woah oh )
Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte
I'll rig the game for
you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains, caviar
mountains, that's just a start!
Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun
Your executive producer
That's true!
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast, your hotelier
Remember when I fixed that clog today?
I was stuck, thank you sir!
Oh, you!
I'm truly honored that
we've built such a bond ( Aww )
You're like the child
that I wish that I had
Uh, what?
I care for you, just like
a daughter I spawned
Hold on now!
It's a little funny, you
could almost call me dad
They say, when you're
looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the
path of least resistance
Others say, that in your needy hour
There's no substitute
for pure angelic power!
Who just happens to also be your blood!
Sadly, there are time a
birth parent is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
What a bunch of losers
Can you butt out of my song?
Your song? I started this!
I'm singing it, I'll finish it!
Oh, you tacky piece of—
It's me, yes it's me
I know you were all waiting for me
I'm here, what a gas
Took a while, but I'm present at last
It's me, it's me
Mimzy!
Who?
darki music e-e-e
