Here's the Secret

(Spoken)Listen up, boys.Here is the secret.(Verse 1)Forget the expensive gifts.Notice the small details.Say nice things early.Not just at midnight.(Chorus)Follow this basic rule.Do not be foolish.Lower the toilet seat.Never call her crazy.(Verse 2)She is very tired.Do not ask for food.Pour her some wine.Do not say "whatever."(Chorus)Follow this basic rule.Do not be foolish.Lower the toilet seat.Never call her crazy.(Bridge)Skip the flowers.Wash the dishes.Remember her birthday.Also her mother's.(Outro)Fold the laundry.You are welcome