Glow-Obsession

[Intro] Whiskers on the couch, tail a-waggin’ fast I’m starring at a glowing rectangle, and my curiosity lasts Humans talk to it like it’s a squeaky toy grand Meanwhile I’m plotting treats with a paw-on-demand [Verse 1] I hear clicks and hums, they’re staring, eyes aglow The rectangle glows bright, a magic window show I meow for dinner, it flashes something sweet The rectangle replies with a cookie-shaped tweet [Chorus] If I sit, if I stare, will I earn a treat today If I paw, if I beg, maybe it’ll glow away I’m plotting like a genius with a whisker-twitching grin If that rectangle pays in treats, I’ll fetch again [Verse 2] My human talks to it in whispers, full of care They tilt their head, keep chatting without a care I practice my cutest pose, the “please” face in full view Because the glowing rectangle seems to love the mood [Chorus] If I sit, if I stare, will I earn a treat today If I paw, if I beg, maybe it’ll glow away I’m plotting like a genius with a whisker-twitching grin If that rectangle pays in treats, I’ll fetch again [Bridge] Maybe it’s a portal to snack-land, a furry fantasy real Or perhaps it’s a sunbeam substitute that purrs with peel-and-reel Either way I’ll stay close, my nose pressed to the glow Till the can of tuna drums roll in, then I’ll happily bow [Chorus] If I sit, if I stare, will I earn a treat today If I paw, if I beg, maybe it’ll glow away I’m plotting like a genius with a whisker-twitching grin If that rectangle pays in treats, I’ll fetch again [Outro] Glowing rectangle, you’re my mystery, my snack-budget throne Till the bag crinkles, I’ll rehearse my throne-room tone Treats at the ready, I’ll stay devoted, true and keen The throne is not the chair, it’s the glow I’ve never seen