[Intro]
Right then, blink and you miss it, urban chess with a blingy twist
Dark corners, neon drip, I’m narrating the risk list
Grimy boots on cold stairs, clock ticks like a snare
London fog, and the shadows got stories to share
[Verse 1]
I’m dicing with the night, gliding through sirens’ lullabies
Track suit poetry, I spit truth, not surprise
Hood battlements crumble as I trade in the grime
Laugh at the danger, still I count every dime
Masks on the faces of the folks in the queue
A caricature of fear, with a hint of mischief too
Snitches in the wind, talk like they know the score
But I wrote the script with a pen that bleeds folklore
[Pre-Chorus]
Grit in my teeth, wit like a dagger’s edge
Reality warped in a satirical pledge
We bend the truth till it shouts in the night
Dark humor flickers, a lamp in the fight
[Chorus]
Welcome to the block where the punchlines land
I’m laughing with the clock, steady hand on the brand
If life’s a hustle, I’m selling it slick
Hyperbolic tales with a pragmatic kick
[Verse 2]
Torque of the wheels, chrome teeth in the street’s grin
I’ve seen corners fold like a cheap tin tin
Code of the alley, written in scorch and ash
We swap a curse for a joke, then dash
Pavement mirrors show a hundred cracked ways
To ghost a problem with a witty blaze
Irony sharp as a blade in a velvet glove
We survive on punchlines and a stubborn shove
[Pre-Chorus]
Tongues wag like pigeons, gossip as currency
Barbed wit trades in the currency of urgency
We paint the portrait with a satirical sigh
Street philosophy under a noir sky
[Chorus]
Welcome to the block where the punchlines land
I’m laughing with the clock, steady hand on the brand
If life’s a hustle, I’m selling it slick
Hyperbolic tales with a pragmatic kick
[Bridge]
Dark humor, bright scars, we call it resilience
The joke lands hard but the truth has brilliance
We bluff at the thunder, grin at the rain
In the echo of sirens, we chant through the pain
[Chorus]
Welcome to the block where the punchlines land
I’m laughing with the clock, steady hand on the brand
If life’s a hustle, I’m selling it slick
Hyperbolic tales with a pragmatic kick
[Outro]
Clock fades to grey, but the punchline stays bright
We write our maps in the smoke of the night
Cut the irony loose, let the dawn resketch
Reality’s gritty, but the grin stays fetch