Ali The Guru Song

[Intro – Samba Beat] Hey! Hey! Hey! ALI! ALI! Our health coach… our GURU! Everybody ready? 🟢 CONNECTED! 🔴 DISCONNECTED! Hahaha… here we go! [Verse 1] Ali walks in, everybody knows, Big Guru smile and stylish clothes! “Less sugar, less rice, you need to be fit!” Five minutes later… Ali starts to eat! 😂 “Ten thousand steps! You have to move!” Giving health advice with the Samba groove, But somebody whispers, “Ali… buffet?” Guru says, “Diet starts another day!” 😎 [Chorus] 🎶 DIS-CON-NECT! DIS-CON-NECT! Ali Guru, what do you expect?! Sitting with the boys, everybody’s there, But Ali’s texting someone somewhere! We call his name — “ALI! ALI!” No response… don’t even try! Phone goes down — he looks around… 🟢 CONNECTED! Guru’s back in town! 🎶 [Verse 2] Someone talks to Ali, story gets long, Everybody else might as well go home! “Ali! Brother!” — nothing comes back, Connection with the group just had a heart attack! 😂 🔴 DISCONNECTED — Ali’s gone! Talking and texting all night long! Then suddenly he says, “What did you say?” Brother, we’ve been calling you ALL DAY! 😂 [Rock & Roll Break] 🎸 Hey Guru! What’s tonight? “Healthy salad!” — yeah, alright! Burger comes… fries come too… Ali says, “Protein! Good for you!” 😂 Cake on the table — “Just one bite!” One bite becomes the whole night! Tomorrow morning, Guru will say: “BROTHERS! We need to lose some weight!” 🤣 [Final Chorus – Big Samba Finish] 🎶 DIS-CON-NECT! DIS-CON-NECT! Ali Guru gets no respect! 😂 Health coach brother, king of fun, Diet advice for everyone! We love you Ali, our brother, our GURU, Life gets louder whenever we’re with you! Phone goes down, everybody shout— 🟢 CONNECTED! 🔴 DISCONNECTED! 🟢 CONNECTED! 🔴 DISCONNECTED! 🎸🥁 ALIIII THE GURUUUU! “DIET STARTS TOMORROW!” HEY! HEY! HEY! 😂🎶