[Intro]
Hey, listen up, I’ve got a life to save tonight
[Verse 1]
Skip the generic sorry notes, decode the look in my eyes
Compliment my mind at breakfast, don’t just chase me in the dark
[Chorus]
Here is the golden standard
Stop acting clueless
Close the toilet lid completely
And drop the word "dramatic" from your vocabulary
[Verse 2]
When my posture says I’m spent, don’t ask what’s for dinner
Hand me a drink and take the lead, I’m counting on you
"I don’t care" is a dangerous reply
[Chorus]
Here is the golden standard
Stop acting clueless
Close the toilet lid completely
And drop the word "dramatic" from your vocabulary
[Bridge]
I do not need a prince
I need a partner who helps with the mess
Remember my exact birthdate, and text my mother too
[Outro]
Handle the laundry pile tonight, you’ll thank me later
