Toaster Anthem

[Intro] Hey there, you, yes you with the curious grin I’ve got a tune to tickle your wince and grin Let me spill a silly tale in a zany spin About a thing that’s oddly perfect, let’s dive in [Verse 1] I bought a toaster that swore it could rap Crunchy verses popping like a snack attack It croons in burnt-orange with sesame flair Says, 'Your mornings deserve a tiny parade, there!' (Hey!) [Chorus] Toast of the town, we’re saving the slice Butter’s doing backflips, jam’s rolling dice Every crumb a joke, every pop a cheer If breakfast had fans, we’d autograph here [Verse 2] My coffee mug moonlights as a tiny stage Steam riffs a chorus, the spoon starts to engage The toaster nods politely, queues up the refrain Sings, 'Share the day, savor the silly, refrain!' [Chorus] Toast of the town, we’re saving the slice Butter’s doing backflips, jam’s rolling dice Every crumb a joke, every pop a cheer If breakfast had fans, we’d autograph here [Bridge] And when the alarm goes off at the crack of noon We high-five the kettle and we dance to the spoon Life’s too short for boring bites, that’s the vibe Laugh till the waffles win, then brunch the tribe [Chorus] Toast of the town, we’re saving the slice Butter’s doing backflips, jam’s rolling dice Every crumb a joke, every pop a cheer If breakfast had fans, we’d autograph here [Outro] So raise your plate, and toast this silly day May your screws stay tight and your toppings stay gay (ho!)