[Intro]
In a quiet room, the clock on the wall hums low
A rumble starts a ruckus only I can know
[Verse 1]
I wore my calm like a coat that’s too tight
Then chaos hit fast, a tumble of fright
I dashed for the door, but fate had its plan
A sprint, a slip, and the brave try ran
[Pre-Chorus]
It’s a splash of panic, a squeeze and a shove
My dignity freezes in the heat of the shove
[Chorus]
Oh no, not now, the timing’s a prank
I’m racing the clock to clean up the rank
Reality’s loud, but I laugh through the mess
In the chaos I find a little grace to confess
[Verse 2]
Toilet throne throne room, a battlefield of wipes
A symphony of sighs as the spill meets its grips
The soap goes wild, the towels join the parade
I barter with fate for five more minutes saved
[Pre-Chorus]
A cloth here, a spray there, a frantic ballet
Hope the neighbors think I’m redecorating today
[Chorus]
Oh no, not now, the timing’s a prank
I’m racing the clock to clean up the rank
Reality’s loud, but I laugh through the mess
In the chaos I find a little grace to confess
[Bridge]
If humor is the umbrella in the storm, I’ll wear it
With a wink and a shrug, I’ll repair what’s torn, I swear it
[Chorus]
Oh no, not now, the timing’s a prank
I’m racing the clock to clean up the rank
Reality’s loud, but I laugh through the mess
In the chaos I find a little grace to confess
[Outro]
Floorboards squeak, I’m marching back to normalcy’s door
One step at a time, I’m laughing a little more
