“YOUR NEW FRIENDS”
(Analog horror / fake kids show opening song vibe)
[Intro]
Hello friends, come sing along!
Nothing here could go too wrong!
Smile wide and clap your hands,
Welcome to our happy land~!
[Verse 1 — Coco]
Coco laughs with painted cheeks,
Hides the secrets no one speaks,
Dancing fast in pastel light,
Something’s wrong behind her eyes.
Sugar smiles and paper hearts,
Tiny giggles fall apart,
If you stay and play all day…
You might never get away~!
[Chorus]
We are your new friends tonight!
Everything will be alright!
Hold our hands, don’t be afraid,
Even shadows love to play!
Round and round the TV glows,
Where it stops… nobody knows,
Wave goodbye and count to ten…
We will see you soon again~!
[Verse 2 — Edward]
Edward shouts and breaks the rules,
Throws his tantrums just for you,
Sharp red glasses, crooked grin,
Something ugly lives within.
He says mothers always lie,
Laughs whenever people cry,
If he tells you “stay and play”…
You should probably run away.
[Verse 3 — Moon]
Moon is quiet, Moon is small,
Barely speaks to us at all,
Hidden underneath her mask,
There’s a face you shouldn’t ask.
Lonely eyes and broken seams,
Living softly in her dreams,
If you hear her softly hum…
Turn around and do not come.
[Verse 4 — Rodger]
Rodger eats eternal sugar,
Sweet enough to hide the horror,
Laughing loud with blurry eyes,
Rotting slowly in disguise.
Candy wrappers fill his room,
Perfume mixed with smoke and doom,
Every joke he tells aloud…
Sounds more broken through the crowd.
[Final Chorus]
We are your new friends tonight!
Pretty colors, flashing lights!
Stay forever, don’t grow old,
Every story must be told.
One by one the channels die,
Still we sing our lullaby,
So sit down and smile once more…
We’ve been waiting at your door~!
[Glitch Ending]
Y O U … A R E … N E V E R … A L O N E .
