(Intro)[Twinkly music box](Verse)[Acoustic ukulele, sweet vocals]She’ll steal your fries and call you a dummyBut bake you a pie when you want something yummyShe'll braid your hair, say your clothes are a nightmareThen patch you right up with a cupcake and teddy bear
(Bridge)[Instruments quiet down to a soft, emotional piano]And when the world is mean to youShe’s the meanest one of allShe’ll fight ‘em with her tiny fistsAnd make the giants fall [sudden playful record scratch]She’ll call you a disasterThen she’ll patch you up with glueShe’s a prickly little cactusWith a flower just for you(Chorus)[Upbeat 8-bit beat drop]She’s a bitch, but she’s niceShe’s a fire, but she’s iceShe’ll say “I hate you,” then she’ll kiss you twiceShe’s a sour little lemon dropMaking all the madness stopShe’s a bitch, but she’s nice(Outro)[Music box fades out]She’s a bitch… [whispered: but she’s really, really nice]
