[Intro]
Hey, listen up, I’m saving the day in a heartbeat
[Verse 1]
Skip the generic apology bouquets
Decode my facial expressions, read the signs I show
Compliment my mind at breakfast, don’t blur the edge
Don’t just chase me in the dark, stand by my light
[Chorus]
Here is the golden standard
Stop acting clueless
Close the toilet lid completely
And drop the word "dramatic" from your vocabulary
[Verse 2]
When my posture says I am exhausted
Do not dare ask what we are eating
Hand me a drink and take charge
"I don’t care" is a dangerous answer
[Chorus]
Here is the golden standard
Stop acting clueless
Close the toilet lid completely
And drop the word "dramatic" from your vocabulary
[Bridge]
I do not need a prince
I need a partner who scrubs counters
Memorise my exact birthdate
And text my mother happy birthday, too
[Outro]
Handle the laundry pile tonight
Trust me, you will thank me later
