Smoker's Poem!
Hello, my name is Mr Bruce, I graduated from the Cambridge University with a bachelor degree of cultivating marijuana. I have two brothers by the name of Benson and Hedges and a lovely sister by the name of Virginia Slim.
One day I took my girlfriend by the name Mary Jane on a voyage to Marco Polo Island. I took her out for a ride in the Wingfield, when it was dark I laid her down beside a fire on a bed made of marijuana leaves. With her legs wide open I speared her with my Kingsize Spearhead, and she said oh it was Kool and she begged for more but I threw the Butt away..
White man inna black suit