[Intro]
Tick-tick, the clock is laughing at noon
[Verse 1]
I burned three toast in a heroic blaze of brunch fate
My coffee did a backflip, landed on my plate
I forgot my keys, then found them in the fridge
If chaos had a mascot, it would grin and bridge
[Pre-Chorus]
But I still grin, 'cause I’ve got a plan
To fix the world with a goofy, grandstand can
[Chorus]
Here comes the gadget that fixes it all, hooray!
A rubber chicken with a Wi-Fi spray
It toggles moods and sorts the socks
While singing out of tune, “hurray, hurray” nonstop
[Verse 2]
The laundry has opinions, it’s folding itself
The pepper shakes me awake with jokes on a shelf
I’m wearing mismatched shoes, proudly, not shy
They match the mood of my zany, sunny sky
[Pre-Chorus]
But I keep laughing, I keep the vibe high
With silly slogans printed on my pineapple tie
[Chorus]
Here comes the gadget that fixes it all, hooray!
A rubber chicken with a Wi-Fi spray
It toggles moods and sorts the socks
While singing out of tune, “hurray, hurray” nonstop
[Bridge]
If life is a sitcom, I’m the laugh track’s friend
We improv, we sparkle, we glitter until the end
[Chorus]
Here comes the gadget that fixes it all, hooray!
A rubber chicken with a Wi-Fi spray
It toggles moods and sorts the socks
While singing out of tune, “hurray, hurray” nonstop
[Outro]
So sip your tea, let chaos be bold
We’ll toast to quirks and stories told
