Kettle Comedy

[Intro] Bright neon kettle, whistling loud and keen A splash of cream, a splash of dream [Verse 1] I tried to diet, but noodles won me over They swing in a wok like a tiny four-leaf clover My fridge is a comedy club, the punchlines chill in a row If laughter were caffeine, I’d be jitterbugging slow [Pre-Chorus] But then I sip the brew and suddenly I know This goofy world runs on love, and maybe overslow [Chorus] Snap, crackle, giggle—breakfast does a silly dance Butter does a moonwalk, bread flips a butterfly prance I melt into the couch while the kettle claps along This kitchen chorus makes the day feel bright and strong [Verse 2] My toaster heckles bread—‘you’re late to rise, my friend’ I salute the jam jar like a tiny jelly-friend The spoon conducts a soup symphony, a spoonful of fun If chores had a mascot, it’d be a slobbery bun [Pre-Chorus] I grin in the mirror, polishing a goofy grin glow World’s a cartoon, and I’m the star of the show [Chorus] Snap, crackle, giggle—breakfast does a silly dance Butter does a moonwalk, bread flips a butterfly prance I melt into the couch while the kettle claps along This kitchen chorus makes the day feel bright and strong [Bridge] If life is a recipe, I’m missing a few spices Add a dash of sparkle, a forkful of surprises [Chorus] Snap, crackle, giggle—breakfast does a silly dance Butter does a moonwalk, bread flips a butterfly prance I melt into the couch while the kettle claps along This kitchen chorus makes the day feel bright and strong [Outro] So raise your mug to chaos, laughter’s the main course, May the waffles win the race and chaos stay, of course.