I'm good at wastin'time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not askin
But i'm trying to grow
A mustache
I eat cheese
But only on pizza please
Or sometimes on a
Homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like
Feet to me
And i i really like it
When the moon looks
Like a toenail
And i love it when
You say my name
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me that shows
If we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember
That you asked for it
I'll try to do my best
To impress
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives
In my brain and my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusin
At times confusin
Slightly amusin
Introducing me
Do do di di di di do
Di di di di di di di
La da la da
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I never trust a dog
To watch my food
And i'like to use
The word dude
As a noun or an adverb
Or an adjective
And i i never
Really been into cars
I like really cool guitars
And superheroes and checks with
Lots of zeroes on'em
I love the sound of violins
And makin'someone smile
If you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me that shows
If we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember
That you asked for it
I'll try to do my best
To impress
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives
In my brain and my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusin
At times confusin
Possibly amusin
Introducing me
Well you probably know more
Than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you
Ask next time
So if you wanna know
Here it goes
Gonna tell you
There's a part of me that shows
If we're close
Gonna let you see everything
But remember
That you asked for it
I'll try to do my best
To impress
But it's easier to let you
Take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear what lives
In my brain and my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusin
At times confusin
Hopefully amusin
Introducing me
Do do di di di di
Di di di di di do
Do do do do
Introducin'me
