[Intro]
In the corner, I stand with chlorophyll grace,
Watching your world spin in a dizzying pace.
[Verse 1]
Leafy eyes, I’m silent but keen,
I’ve seen your dates come and go like caffeine.
You wardrobe-windows, a chaotic spree,
I’m breathing on you with a concerned tea.
[Pre-Chorus]
You flirt with the night, you chase the glow,
I’m judging the outfits you barely know.
[Chorus]
I’m perched on the sill while you sweep and sway,
Silent critic of your love life ballet.
If stems could sigh, they’d whisper “try a shade,”
Hey, maybe try something less parade.
[Verse 2]
Your text messages bloom like a weed in spring,
You swipe, you sigh, and you never think.
Your fashion sense is a bold buffet,
I photosynthesize your flaws away.
[Pre-Chorus]
The dates arrive in a jittery show,
I rustle the leaves and watch the glow.
[Chorus]
I’m perched on the sill while you sweep and sway,
Silent critic of your love life ballet.
If stems could sigh, they’d whisper “try a shade,”
Hey, maybe try something less parade.
[Bridge]
Maybe I’m judgy, maybe I’m true,
But I’ve watered your courage when doubts accrue.
If you listen to soil and soften the flare,
You might bloom a little beyond despair.
[Chorus]
I’m perched on the sill while you sweep and sway,
Silent critic of your love life ballet.
If stems could sigh, they’d whisper “try a shade,”
Hey, maybe try something less parade.
[Outro]
So carry on, dear owner, with your imperfect gleam,
I’ll keep quiet commentary from my leafy regime.
