[Intro]
Breaking news on a sunny CT afternoon.
[Verse]
From Connecticut, a forty-year-old man with a hopeful grin,
Big in the shoulders, a little too wide for the spin.
At the park's kid slide, inches met their match,
Down the rungs he paused, stuck in a comic catch.
[Chorus]
40 year old gets stuck in kid's slide
News crawls in, a story fit for the hype
Too big, too bold for a playground ride
City crews roll in, tilt the slide aside
[Bridge]
Footage flips to the crowd, laughing and fair,
A lesson in inches and a little old flair.
[Outro]
We'll bring you more as the tale unfolds.
