There's an endless stream
of trash and filth and hundreds of bugs
If you love the stench of jizz,
wait 'til you smell our rugs
'Cause people barf and
piss and cum on them a ton
And when they do, I get
to go and clean it up
CHARLI: What?
NIFFTY: Hypodermic needles left
all over the place
And our rats have grown immune
to being sprayed by mace
So I got to take my knife and
stab them all in the face
And now they treat me like their queen
because I'm coverеd in rat blood
CHARLIE: Niffty, no!
NIFFTY: Magical land, hotel of my dreams
Disgustingest, ugliеst
building that I've ever seen
And I get to clean it up
CHARLIE: Niffty, what are you doing?
NIFFTY: Helping!
CHARLIE: Can you help differently?
NIFFTY: Okay!
Hoteru wa hontō ni totemo suteki desu
Chari wa totemo yasashii joshi desu
Kanojo wa seikō suru to shinjiteimasu
CHARLIE: Can anyone understand this?
NIFFTY: Totemo daisukidesu IT-SU-MO
CHARLIE: Why...
Hanzai-sha wa TRASH
Soshite karera wa ASSHOLES
Demo watashi wa mada
yume wo shinjiteimasu
Watashi wa clean it up!
YES!
CHARLIE: And thats why the hotel is good
Right?
Yay
darki music e--e-e-e-e-e