[Intro]
Ice crackles, spotlight on the tuxedoed star.
[Verse]
I waddle in my bowtie, on the glittery ice,
Juggling fish with flair, I roll the dice.
I wink at the crowd and say with a grin,
Penguins are cool—literally—and we always win.
[Chorus]
Penguin funny, splash of fun,
Slide and smile till the day is done.
Cold as ice, warm as cheer,
Penguin funny, laughter right here.
[Bridge]
Seal claps, puffin taps, the rhythm’s tight,
From pole to sofa, we light up the night.
[Outro]
Thanks for the giggles, the show is done,
Penguin funny signs off, waddle, grin, and run.
