[Intro]
Zero-G morning, breakfast misfire.
[Verse 1]
In a silver suit, I butter with flair,
I hit the lever—rockets flare in air,
It sails through the cabin, a comet astray,
"My toast flew away!" echoes Milky Way.
[Chorus]
My toast flew away!
Past comet tails and starry bays,
Chasing crumbs in a cosmic maze.
[Verse 2]
I tether a spatula to a satellite star,
Aim for the port, hope it lands on par,
But gravity giggles, tosses it to sway,
And once again, my toast flew away.
[Chorus]
My toast flew away!
Past comet tails and starry bays,
Chasing crumbs in a cosmic maze.
[Bridge]
Someday the planets will cheer, crust in sight,
Till then I orbit leftovers, day and night.
[Outro]
To the stars I toast, brave but late,
Toast or not, space tastes great.
