Gadget Hooray

[Intro] Tick-tick, the clock is laughing at noon [Verse 1] I burned three toast in a heroic blaze of brunch fate My coffee did a backflip, landed on my plate I forgot my keys, then found them in the fridge If chaos had a mascot, it would grin and bridge [Pre-Chorus] But I still grin, 'cause I’ve got a plan To fix the world with a goofy, grandstand can [Chorus] Here comes the gadget that fixes it all, hooray! A rubber chicken with a Wi-Fi spray It toggles moods and sorts the socks While singing out of tune, “hurray, hurray” nonstop [Verse 2] The laundry has opinions, it’s folding itself The pepper shakes me awake with jokes on a shelf I’m wearing mismatched shoes, proudly, not shy They match the mood of my zany, sunny sky [Pre-Chorus] But I keep laughing, I keep the vibe high With silly slogans printed on my pineapple tie [Chorus] Here comes the gadget that fixes it all, hooray! A rubber chicken with a Wi-Fi spray It toggles moods and sorts the socks While singing out of tune, “hurray, hurray” nonstop [Bridge] If life is a sitcom, I’m the laugh track’s friend We improv, we sparkle, we glitter until the end [Chorus] Here comes the gadget that fixes it all, hooray! A rubber chicken with a Wi-Fi spray It toggles moods and sorts the socks While singing out of tune, “hurray, hurray” nonstop [Outro] So sip your tea, let chaos be bold We’ll toast to quirks and stories told