Chaos and Confetti

[Intro] In a quiet room, the clock on the wall hums low A rumble starts a ruckus only I can know [Verse 1] I wore my calm like a coat that’s too tight Then chaos hit fast, a tumble of fright I dashed for the door, but fate had its plan A sprint, a slip, and the brave try ran [Pre-Chorus] It’s a splash of panic, a squeeze and a shove My dignity freezes in the heat of the shove [Chorus] Oh no, not now, the timing’s a prank I’m racing the clock to clean up the rank Reality’s loud, but I laugh through the mess In the chaos I find a little grace to confess [Verse 2] Toilet throne throne room, a battlefield of wipes A symphony of sighs as the spill meets its grips The soap goes wild, the towels join the parade I barter with fate for five more minutes saved [Pre-Chorus] A cloth here, a spray there, a frantic ballet Hope the neighbors think I’m redecorating today [Chorus] Oh no, not now, the timing’s a prank I’m racing the clock to clean up the rank Reality’s loud, but I laugh through the mess In the chaos I find a little grace to confess [Bridge] If humor is the umbrella in the storm, I’ll wear it With a wink and a shrug, I’ll repair what’s torn, I swear it [Chorus] Oh no, not now, the timing’s a prank I’m racing the clock to clean up the rank Reality’s loud, but I laugh through the mess In the chaos I find a little grace to confess [Outro] Floorboards squeak, I’m marching back to normalcy’s door One step at a time, I’m laughing a little more