[Intro]
- Wand slips, sparks fly in the herb hall
- Grumpy badger takes charge, proud and tall
[Verse 1]
- Bewildered wizard here, spell off-key
- He growls, \"I run this shop, you'll see\"
- Pots fizz, thyme argues with peppermint tea
[Chorus]
- Herbal chaos, bubbling through the shelves
- Herbal chaos, misfits mix with spellbound shelves
- Herbal chaos, magic and mayhem collide
[Verse 2]
- Moonwort jars wobble as prices paw at feet
- He haggles with a growl, discounts at his beat
- Jars giggle, bells ring loud in riotous street
[Chorus]
- Herbal chaos, bubbling through the shelves
- Herbal chaos, misfits mix with spellbound shelves
- Herbal chaos, magic and mayhem collide
[Outro]
- When the wand fades, the shop still hums with cheer
- Grumpy business, yet the herbs smell clear
