**Song Title: "Prolapse Parade"**
*(Style: Crass punk-rap, think early Eminem meets gross-out metalcore. Heavy bass drops on the fart sounds.)*
**[Intro]**
Yo, stomach rumblin', ass is tremblin'
Been holdin' it since the burrito binge
One wrong move and it's all gonna end
Here it comes... *PFFFFFT—oh shit!*
**[Verse 1]**
Had to fart so bad, cheeks clenched tight
Sweatin' bullets in the grocery line
Felt that bubble buildin', pressure risin' high
Thought it was gas but the devil replied
*BRRRAAAPPP*—warm and wet, oh no, not today
Brown avalanche slidin' down my legs, okay
Shit my pants in public, crowd start to spray
Everybody pointin', laughin', runnin' away
**[Chorus]**
I shit my pants, I shit my pants!
Farted too hard, now I'm doin' the dance
Brown stain parade, no second chance
Got fucked in the ass and my ass prolapsed!
Prolapsed! Prolapsed!
Swingin' like a meaty yo-yo, what the fuck is that?
I shit my pants, god damn!
Next time I'll just let it rip in the car, man
**[Verse 2]**
Now I'm waddlin' home with a loaded diaper
Asshole wavin' hello like a red bullfighter
Pushed too far, that fart was a liar
Turned my ring into a rose, set my guts on fire
Doctor said "Boy, you got yourself a prolapse"
Colon playin' peek-a-boo, can't even collapse
Tried to push it back in with a wooden spoon
Now I'm walkin' funny under the moon
**[Chorus]**
I shit my pants, I shit my pants!
Farted too hard, now I'm doin' the dance
Brown stain parade, no second chance
Got fucked in the ass and my ass prolapsed!
Prolapsed! Prolapsed!
Swingin' low like church bells, clap clap clap
I shit my pants, god damn!
Lesson learned: never trust a sneaky ass fan
**[Bridge]**
*(Spoken, increasingly unhinged)*
It started as a fart... just a little toot...
Now my butthole look like a popped balloon
Wearin' depends to the family reunion
Aunt Karen askin' why I smell like doom...
**[Final Chorus / Outro]**
